Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Neophite 0029

It has been a stressful and eventful day for the young and once fresh faced assistant interior designer, Pisces Kilamanjaro. He recently locked into a three year internship with  Darth & Bendel as an assistant to the most acclaimed modern interior designer from Norway, Burnaby Eggebraaten. Eggebraaten is a demanding, stuck up elitist, with high hopes of becoming the number one Tegner of Kongsvinger, Norway. 
On this particular Monday evening, Pisces was forced to work threee hours later than his intial internship agreement entailed. asusual Eggebraaten had a complete and utter disreguard for other people and demanded Pisces stay and help him work on his newest creatio, Renvasket curcuit, which is a skyscraper made entirely out of old fashioned, refurbished film reels. Pisces job was to paint and clean each and every last film reel used for the building. 
This was an unusual task for Pisces because under normal circumstances  he was referred to as "coffee boy or "neophite 0029." And although he felt honored for the sudden surge of imortant work coming his way he secretly wants to quit his job as coffee boy at Darth & Bendel and go after his true aspirations as a male model for Dolce and Gabanna.  For now the sterile white walls and glass water coolers at Darth & Bendel will just have to suffice.

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